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I’m a ardent fan of birdsrights.. :)
Who knew that fonts could create so much hate? :)
It must be a slow news week for JO and the Last Week Tonight Show as they spend a segment describing our Senate expense scandal. Is it surprising that people with access to public funds are behaving irresponsibly, not really – but unlike JO, I think the money spent documenting our free-wheeling senators is a good thing. I believe it sends a small message to our elected public officials that they, like the rest of Canadians, are responsible for their actions.
The clip in question:
I swear, there is a helpful graph for everything on the internet.
Where do you fit in? :) I’m pretty sure I firmly inhabit the rectangle of snooze…*sigh*.
For those of us who like lists –
The list describes the basic ethos of killing in a fantasy setting according to each alignment type. ( nuanced version here)
I’ll kill you because…
Lawful Good: you look evil, you stinkin’ orc!.
Chaotic Good: you are evil.
Neutral Good: you did something evil.
Lawful Neutral: you broke the law.
Neutral: you just tried to kill me.
Chaotic Neutral: its Tuesday.
Neutral Evil: I want that nice sword you have.
Chaotic Evil: I’ll get this tingly sensation in the back of my spine, OOooooo.
Lawful Evil: your interfering with my conquest of the world.
Exhibit 1 – Cat Form
Exhibit 2 – Human Form
Conclusion: This is the grin of someone who knows *exactly* what naughtiness they’ve done :)