Hard to argue with this top 10 11 list of religious christian life hacks… :)

10. How to Deal with Annoying Neighbours.

9.  How to Peel a Banana.

8.  How to Get an Abortion.

7.  Foreskins: Perfect Gift for Any Occasion.

6.  How to Get High Without Using Drugs

5.  How to Donate Sperm Without Masturbating.

4.  How to Prevent Pregnancy

3.  How to Get Rid Of Mold in Your House.

2.  How to Beat Your Slaves (erroneously #3 in the video)

1. How to Kill Someone.

0. How to Deal with Children who Make Fun of Your Baldness.

 

You’d think by now that we could see the absurdity that is religion…

 

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