Get out the duct tape!  You’ll need it to keep your jaw from hitting the floor over how amazingly absurd this fine christian preacher is.  Because people are protesting outside of his church they must be Sodomites and by extension the coffee that they are serving must be infused with semen.

Yes, I know.  So fasten your seat belt Dorthy – the good reverend awaits.

Oh hey, let’s investigate his source.

starbucks

 

Hmmm…oh and snopes says its BS, just if you are really concerned about your overpriced coffee.  Research time less than one minute.  Hmm…I wonder if possible anything else the good pastor says should be questioned?